Sweet First Aid Mints – Allergy to Idiots
Got an allergic reaction to nonsense? Pop one of these sassy little mints and breathe easy. Perfect for those moments when the stupidity levels get dangerously high, these minty lifesavers are your first line of defense against bad decisions, loud talkers, and unsolicited opinions. Tuck them in your bag, your desk, or your emotional support hoodie.
Cool, refreshing, and a little bit savage – just like you.
âœ”ï¸ Sugar-free
âœ”ï¸ Strong enough to clear your sinuses AND your calendar
âœ”ï¸ The cure for daily dumbassery